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Last YouTube Access: 3:16 pm Nov 5th, 2011

Age: 27    Gender: m    Relationship: taken
Home Town: Larvik
Location: Trondheim, NO
Occupation: Bum
School: for FOOLS!

I'm constantly trying to figure out why things are the way they are. I'd like to know what the hell we're doing here, and why we're doing the things we do. Why do I care about stuff like that? Because I'm here and I have a brain. So do you.

The world is a wonderful place, and we should feel honored for being able to live in it. No, not towards God or Allah or Santa Claus or nothing, but because of the mere fact that we're here. The improbabilities of our existence are nearly impossible to explain. What's easy to explain though, is why our existence sucks. The world itself is superb! We're not..

We have the power to mold the world exactly how we want, and sadly, instead of building playgrounds, we're making battlefields. Instead of realizing that we're one life form living on one planet in one universe, we're filling the place up with devastating weapons because we're afraid of what we think other people are thinking. What kind of sane person would rig her/his home with traps, bombs and guns pointing at him/herself?

We've invented many things to make life easier, only for it to become tradition and later an imaginative necessity that actually ends up making life harder, and turns people blind to other possibilities. This goes for the monetary system and religion. They serve no relevant purpose anymore, other than deceiving people into throwing their lives away for "the greater good" when it actually means "a few power addicted, crazy men".

Imagine where we could be at, if it weren't for those medieval christians who killed off all the scientists of those times? We could have flying cars, people! Flying cars! Instead we have fancy, aerodynamic shit running on 150 year old technology. What we have now is a society where people serve 50 years in jail for SHARING. Am I crazy, or is that pretty fucking retarded?!

It's time for a reboot folks. It's time to get rid of the virus. It's time to abolish the monetary system as we know it. To be living in a world of computers, nanotechnology and dukes is just fucking absurd. Yes, it's pretty funny, but the joke's on us. We're not living in democracies anymore. We're the big corporations' little consumer slaves; hypnotized and brainwashed from birth. Fuck that! It's time to WAKE UP!!

We can all contribute to a positive change in the world, and the first and easiest thing to do is to STOP BUYING UNNECESSARY SHIT! Start boycotting, because in these corporate dictatorships, the right to decide what and what not to buy is one of the only freedoms we have left.

Shop carefully and thoughtfully. Buy as much as you can which is locally produced. Do some research and stop supporting huge harmful corporations like Coca-Cola and McDonald's, just to mention a very few of them all. Buy clothes directly from the makers, second hand, or make them yourselves.

Eat natural, healthy food and stop supporting the animal industries. Read labels! Grow your own food. Stop drinking alcohol, but smoke cannabis and eat psilocybin mushrooms instead; it will expand your mind and will help you see the world from different perspectives, rather than stupefy you. Don't watch TV! Download torrents instead, but support artists you like; directly if you can. Look up news from different sources, and form your own conclusions.

If you haven't already made the mistake; DON'T HAVE CHILDREN! We've more than 7 billion now, and that should be enough! Put the primitive and egotistical mindset of passing on your own genes aside, and adopt a child that needs help instead of adding another. If your unable to see the beauty in people of any size, shape and color, you probably shouldn't have kids at all!

Invest in renewable energy and learn basic agriculture. Move away from the big cities and towards nature. If you have too much debt to do so; get as many credit cards as you can, take out as much money you can carry and disappear! What do you have to loose? The whole system will collapse in a few years anyway ;)

"It's just a ride"
-Bill Hicks.


TO ALL ADVERTISEMENT COMPANIES:

I think all commercials are cheesy and annoying, and advertisement is in my eyes very irresponsible and flat out sly. It is basically propaganda for consumerism, which I think is one of the worst ideologies ever conceived.

I don't have the conscience to spend any of my creativity promoting our collective suicide. I'd rather suck dick for money than to make a commercial, because it's actually a more decent and honest way of making money.

So if you ask me to do a commercial, you're offending me, and if you steal my ideas, like some companies have already done, I sincerely hope that you get some kind of horrible disease that leaves you shitting and pissing all over yourself as you're being transferred to the next dimension, hopefully hell in your case. Please make sure you film and post it here on Youtube for all of us to celebrate one less waste of space in this place ;)